5.5 A Wieldy Task
Analyze the morphology of the following text excerpt, in which the author plays with morphological
rules for comic effect. Using the terminology and concepts discussed in the chapter, explain each ex-
ample of wordplay as explicitly as you can. Do you find any “cranberry” (bound root) morphemes?
It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts
to appear gruntled and consolate. I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I
saw her standing alone in a corner. She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total ar–
ray. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she moved in a gainly way. I wanted des-
perately to meet her, but I knew I’d have to make bones about it since I was travelling cognito.
Beknownst to me, the hostess, whom I could see both hide and hair of, was very proper, so it
would be skin off my nose if anything bad happened. And even though I had only swerving
loyalty to her, my manners couldn’t be peccable. Only toward and heard-of behavior would
do. (From “How I Met My Wife” by Jack Winter, The New Yorker, July 25, 1994.)
Answers: Missing affixes and words are in parentheses.
It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very (non)chalant,
despite my efforts to appear (dis)gruntled and (dis)consolate. I was (un)furling my