The Rare Phobia
1 Everyone in the world today suffers from some kind of fear. However, about 4 to 5 per-
cent experience a more severe form of fear known as phobias. Some of the most common phobias
are claustrophobia; agoraphobia, which is the fear of public spaces; and arachnophobia, the fear
of spiders. Then there are the more uncommon phobias—such as peladophobia, the fear of bald
people, or geniophobia, the fear of chins. There is even a name for the fear of Friday the 13th—
paraskevidekatriaphobia.
2 According to the latest count, there was a total of 530 named phobias. However, my par-
ticular phobia is so rare that it doesn’t even have a name. It is simply called the fear of baseballs.
That’s right, you heard me, the fear of baseballs. I know it sounds stupid, but it’s true. I am terri-
fied of baseballs. Even holding one in my hand sends shivers down my spine.
3 People don’t understand this. They do not understand that this is a real fear. I know it’s
been said that the only thing to fear is fear itself. But that’s not true. I’m not scared of being
scared of baseballs. I’m scared of the ball itself—the hard, round object that is usually flying fast
through the air.
4 But some people will fight to the death with me about this. For example, just this week-
end I was at my friends’ apartment and they found out that I have an extreme fear of baseballs. So
what do they do? They decide they’re going to help cure me of this fear by playing catch with the