“not very smart”
Here, the bound morpheme –genious has been mistaken for ge-
nius, meaning “very smart” and -interpreted as meaning “not
very smart” when the negative morpheme in– is prefixed.
“a female fish”
The word was interpreted as the noun fin “fish -appendage” plus
the suffix -ess(e) “female” as in words such as lioness or ac-
tress.
“able to lie on both sea and land”
Amphibious has been correctly used, but the phib part of it is
humorously interpreted as fib, to tell
a lie.
“secretary who covers up for his boss”
This is a blend of the words deception and receptionist.
“Bernie Madoff’s accountant”
A blend of mathematician and magician, implying that the per-
son in question is good at manipulating numbers to create a
false impression.
“medicine for mate who says, ‘sorry, I have a headache.’”
A blend of the word sex with the headache medicine Excedrin.
“hormonal supplement administered as pasta”
A blend of testosterone and any one of the pasta words ending
in -roni such as macaroni.
“medicine to make you look beautiful”
A blend of aesthetics—having to do with beauty—and aceta-
minophen, the analgesic medicine.
“say goodbye to those allergies”
The Spanish expression hasta la vista “see you later” is influ-
enced by the allergy medicines called antihistamines.
“singing in the shower”
The “a ca” of a cappella, “singing without instrumental accom-
paniment,” is taken to be aqua meaning “water.”
“dog that guards the cantaloupe patch”
–choly is pronounced “collie” like the breed of dog that guards
sheep, and melan- is pronounced “melon” of which a canta-
loupe is a type, so a “melon–collie” is a guard dog for a type of
melon.
“a dog that rules”
-crat is correctly interpreted as dealing with rule or governance,
as in democrat and aristocrat. However, pluto- here has been
misinterpreted as the dog, Pluto, from the Disney cartoons.
12. Structure of English words.
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