A) Discuss any instances of nonargumentative persuasion or pseudoreasoning and explain
any slanting techniques you find in the following passage. (We’ll comment on features we
find obscure, unusual, or tricky.) B) Rewrite the passage in language that is as emotively
neutral as possible but still retains the same informational content.
Members of the baby boom generation, the generation that is now becoming yuppies
instead of growing up, refuse to see the light. After being the center of the universe during
the sixties and seventies, they expected to own it by the mid-eighties. They grew up
believing they would have tremendous jobs, wonderful houses, exotic travel, great
marriages, and beautiful children as well as European “personal” cars, fancy music
systems, high-tech kitchens, and wine in the cellar. But it isn’t turning out that way for
most of them. Having glutted the professional marketplace, they live on depressed
salaries; their dependence on immediate gratification causes them to spend like sailors—
on the right stuff—driving prices of their playthings through the roof.
But they are addicted to their ways. Those who moved to Manhattan can’t bear the
thought of living anywhere else but can’t afford to live there. According to the
New York
Times
, single-room-occupancy hotels that used to house the poor now contain tenants
who cart in their stereos and tape decks, their button-down shirts, and their Adidas
running shoes. One young woman says her bathroom is so filthy she showers with shoes
on.
This insistence on doing it
right
bespeaks a refusal to grow up disguised as a commitment
to—what?—“quality of life?” One no-longer-really-young professional says, “It used to be
you moved to the suburbs for the children. But on some level we still think of ourselves as
children.” Peter Pan, call your office.
—Very freely adapted from George Will, “Reality Says You Can’t Have It All,”
Newsweek
This piece is very difficult to analyze on a part-by-part basis. Here and there you can
identify a device (the last sentence reminds us of a horse laugh of sorts), but the entire
piece is written with tongue at least in the direction of cheek. Exaggeration and
stereotyping play a role, with the activities of some baby boomers taken to represent those
of an entire generation, but this is really an inductive argument. The choice of examples is