ENG 300B
Tues 4pm-6:30pm
While scouting the Earth doing research on the Earthlings, or humans as they
call themselves, I came across a paper called The New York Times. The paper is made
out of primitive material and the paper itself is very large. It seems to be this large so the
humans can hide behind it while they read it, although I am not sure what they are
hiding from, maybe other humans. The paper has different articles relating to events
going on around the planet. Since the paper is large enough to fit multiple articles on
one page. I found it interesting that the articles would start on one page, stop in the
middle of the article, and continue on an entirely different page of the paper. The paper
is divided into sections for each topic. After reading the paper, I am able to sum up the
human race. Understanding the humans is not an easy task. The humans are unusual
creatures focused on weather, sports and entertainment, money and politics. They use
